javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

boudoirgrotto:

Christopher Andrew

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1120564

buffyconfessions:

I won’t agree to have his baby until he watches all seven seasons.  My children will NOT be raised in a single-Buffy-fan home!

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for